asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND


summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell


i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

3 months ago via punk1x1 (©) + 2,467 notes
filed under: #paramore



disney channel used to have the best shows

I can’t wait until all of you are my age and a bunch of 20 year olds start posting about their nostalgia for things you have literally never heard of. IT’S GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL SO OLD!


why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away


a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

make me choose - anonymous asked: tyler hoechlin or derek hale



Ashton can do so many things.
Need a guitarist? Ashton
Need a bassist? Ashton
Need a lead singer? Ashton
Need someone to make you smile? Ashton
Need someone to ruin your life forever? Ashton

Need an orgasm? Ashton

Not-So Informative Diagram: Ashton Irwin.

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3 months ago via danmluke (©) + 6,611 notes
filed under: #5sex


The Fault in Our Stars + quotes

3 months ago via ofpewds (©) + 15,885 notes
filed under: #fUDCK #TFIOS


Guess how many dates I’ve had this yearimage

3 months ago via sucksharry (©) + 22,613 notes
filed under: #wolf