asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
disney channel used to have the best shows
I can’t wait until all of you are my age and a bunch of 20 year olds start posting about their nostalgia for things you have literally never heard of. IT’S GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL SO OLD!
why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
make me choose - anonymous asked: tyler hoechlin or
Ashton can do so many things.
Need a guitarist? Ashton
Need a bassist? Ashton
Need a lead singer? Ashton
Need someone to make you smile? Ashton
Need someone to ruin your life forever? Ashton
Need an orgasm? Ashton
Guess how many dates I’ve had this year