toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

edwardspoonhands:

thefaultinourstars23:

disney channel used to have the best shows

I can’t wait until all of you are my age and a bunch of 20 year olds start posting about their nostalgia for things you have literally never heard of. IT’S GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL SO OLD!

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

make me choose - anonymous asked: tyler hoechlin or derek hale

kissirwin:

starryashton:

Ashton can do so many things.
Need a guitarist? Ashton
Need a bassist? Ashton
Need a lead singer? Ashton
Need someone to make you smile? Ashton
Need someone to ruin your life forever? Ashton

Need an orgasm? Ashton

Not-So Informative Diagram: Ashton Irwin.

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johngreendaily:

The Fault in Our Stars + quotes


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cleopatyourweave:

Guess how many dates I’ve had this yearimage


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